Me. At least after what I've been through.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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