just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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