Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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