morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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