In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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