How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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