So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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