just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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