In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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