That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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