Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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