I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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