do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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