I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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