The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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