Sry I called you an 8
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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