it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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