He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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