I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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