Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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