Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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