she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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