I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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