yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wish i was in the wii world.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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