Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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