CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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