quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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