would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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