Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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