After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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