I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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