if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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