Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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