break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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