dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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