I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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