What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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