White coat. Heels.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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