Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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