i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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