This girl is more easily done than said...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You don't make any sense
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