I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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