Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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