No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Randomize
