the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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