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penguin condom
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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