I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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