I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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