i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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