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you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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