I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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