i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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