why didn't you poke me back
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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