why do cheetos always look like penises
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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