Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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