dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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