dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
